And I'm hoping that you know that...

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

#fandomless queue 







ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴ ʀᴘᴇʀ: a guide

empressium:

—— i guarantee that if you just come to my inbox in all caps and scream at me about something random, we will be best friends in .00984 seconds flat. 

#fact  #fandomful queue 







Oliver Queen + Funny moments

#oliver queen  #arrow  #you have failed this queue 







live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

#fandomless queue 







luisgpiercing:

Aawwww

#fandomless queue 







me

ASKED BY tayorps.

I ship us too, babydoll. <3

image

#tayorps 







WHAT TUMBLR USER DO U SHIP ME WITH








☻ - Superheroes (BECAUSE HE'S SO GOOD AT LYING, I MEAN, WHAT, SHUT UP SEB)

ASKED BY newlionheart.

(NOBODY ASKED YOU SEB =p)

"Nothing in my life has terrified me more than watching you bleed out on the pavement. If you had died, if the transfusion hadn’t worked, I… I don’t think I’d still be here. I don’t think I’d still be doing this. I couldn’t. Not without you."

———

"That night at the club, I didn’t really want a threesome with you and Veronica. She was a surrogate you. The entire time I was touching her, I wanted to be touching you. Whenever I kissed her, I wanted to be kissing you. The whole reason I fucked her against the wall just outside your door was in hopes that you would hear it, come out, and pull me into your room to fuck me instead."

———

"I’m not gay or bi or whatever. I don’t find any other men attractive. I just really, really like you. So I’m willing to look past the fact that you have a dick. When I’m jerking you off, I just pretend like I’m jerking myself off. When I’m fucking your ass, I just pretend that I’m fucking a girl’s ass. Like, if you were a girl, we would have fucked years ago.”

———

"The reason it bothers me when you smoke or drink or however you get yourself fucked out of your mind isn’t because I don’t like it. It’s because I’m jealous. I’m jealous that I can’t feel the same way, that I can’t lose myself and escape like you do."

———

Send “☻” for my muse to reveal 3 lies and 1 truth OR send “☺” for 3 truths and 1 lie.

#newlionheart  #rp: superheroes 








ASKED BY the-rantingdiaries.

"I had a sex dream about you once. Woke up right before I came. Looked across the room, and you were still asleep. Then you opened your mouth, made this sound just like in my dream, and I couldn’t stop myself from jerking off. When I came, all I was thinking about was your mouth."

———

"I actually don’t even like swimming. In fact, I was afraid of the water until I was seven. I mostly do it because I’m good at it, and my father thinks individual sports are more suited for officers than team sports. If it were up to me, I’d be on the soccer team instead."

———

"I didn’t lose my virginity until last year. Her name was Bethany. I never told her it was my first time, and I guess either I’ve watched enough porn or she’d had some pretty shitty boyfriends, but she never knew."

———

"I am a really shitty shot with a firearm. Yeah, my father’s an Army sniper, and I can barely keep from shooting myself in the foot. That’s part of the reason for going to officer training. If I was just a grunt, I likely would end up discharged for accidental friendly fire."

———

Send “☻” for my muse to reveal 3 lies and 1 truth OR send “☺” for 3 truths and 1 lie.

#the-rantingdiaries  #rp: swapped  #all right let's hear those guesses ^_^ 







How I Request Doritos

Boy: So, did your overtime get canceled?
Me: Yes
Me: My presence is not required on Oa.
Boy: Right on. On my way home, need anything?
Boy: Lol
Me: Chips.
Me: Cigarettes.
Boy: What kinds?
Me: Cheesy Chris Evans.
Me: So, normal Chris Evans, I suppose XD
Boy: Chris Evans, got it.
#i'm hilarious 







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